I like the truth so much that, when I was younger, I used to find out the truth about something and then say it out loud, just to irritate all the adults I knew.
THAT’S how much I love the truth.
But ever since the President was elected—TWICE—I have become the most notorious liar in this century with most everyone I have ever known!
I’ve been ‘A Liar Since Obama’
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