In his on-going attempt to mount a “positive campaign for America,” righteously anointed GOP candidate Rick Santorum unleashes birther Franklin Graham and slams, well, everyone but the Pope and himself. Perhaps the Pope should watch his back. Listen to: ‘Rick of Ages (Left of Thee)’

Let me get this straight, Ricky; the Founders founded our country upon Christianity and the Tea Party people “believe just like the Founders” believed? If that’s true, does that mean our Founding Fathers were a bunch of non-reading, narrow-minded pinheads? I’m just asking. You’re the reason why people are ‘Fleeing from Religion’

Who are those people who sent our jobs away? Why does the GOP want to help them? Why do they think so little of Americans? Don’t they care about their own ‘TCO’? What the heck is a ‘TCO’? Find out when we examine ‘The Total Cost of Voting Republican’

With CPAC as our example, let us rally to find a cure for this insidious condition that’s causing some of our fellow Americans to suffer things such as hatefulness, stinginess, obtuseness, meanness, white-supremistness, etc. Let’s do what we can to stop their phobias, their paranoid delusions and their incessant lying. Wait a minute! They don’t believe in helping Americans with anything. Do they? No, they do not! You know what? To hell with the ‘Severely Conservative’

Armed with an endorsement from God, he has risen (in the polls). He is holy (bat crap crazy). He’s coming to stop gay sex, turn our non-religiously based nation religious and mount a Christian crusade with an army of religious zealots bent on ousting the Ayatollahs and stopping health care for children. Rejoice! For THIS extremist homophobe, Rick Santorum, is bringing a special message of hate that all decent people will vote against. Listen to ‘Santorum on the Mount’‘

Trapped by the immediacy of the social networks, the Retros are getting their message out faster and faster and faster. But this isn’t a good thing for bigots and extremists. They own what they say and do from the moment it is captured by any outlet. Will Stupidity survive? Find out as we examine ‘The End of Spin’‘

Words can be pretty darned important. That’s why it’s so necessary to know the meaning behind them before they are used. Imagine if Republicans could do that. There’s no telling where we might be if they would only show up for class instead of watching Fox Cartoon Network. But, sadly, they continue to ditch Socialist Studies‘

Rep. Allen West (R-Fla) is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Listen to the true sequel ‘The Bagbarian Candidate’‘