He’s back! And, for $24.95 (plus tax), we can learn how to achieve economic stability from the “decider” who set our course during the last decade. Remember the last decade, and the bankrupt economic policies that took our prosperity away? Well, like the walking dead in a Vincent Price movie, the republicans continue to insist we allow more neck-access to struggling Americans even as the first vampire comes back for seconds. Enjoy our presentation of ‘True Bush’

Republican Party Nominee-to-Be Mitt Romney headlines the Commencement Ceremonies at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University and takes a firm stand on bedrock “Christian values” … for at least the day (laughter). Sit back ladies and germs and enjoy ‘The Comedy Stylings of Mitt Romney’

He’s certainly no Mitt Romney but the President is a politician. And nowhere does the President demonstrate verbal political gymnastics more awkwardly nor find himself more oddly and politically displaced than when it comes to the subjects of Medical Marijuana and Gay Marriage. Nancy Pelosi takes a stand and Joe Biden tries to tame them but the base is confused with ‘Our Incredible Evolving President’

President Obama’s Reelection campaign team perfectly frames its opposition for the electorate, thanks in no small part to the incompetency of the entire Republican Leadership. It’s “make or break” time in “an election of contrasts” and the choices could not be clearer between ‘The Bold and the Obtuse’

Vice-President Joe Biden lays out the Administration’s foreign policy outlook and achievements in the face of the always sporadic, fitful and war-mongering rhetoric coming from the republicans (they want to attack Iran now). The Veep also attempts to explain the grownup solution already in place to the same people who suggested attacking Iraq (That’s pretty patient of you Mr. Vice-President). Thank goodness we have the leadership we do, or else the wacky right-wing nuts would get us involved in ‘Another Chicken Hawk Cakewalk’

Martin Bashir makes no small point when he calls out Republican Presidential Nominee-to-Be Mitt Romney about the extent of his lying, and the belief system Romney purports to employ which contradicts his behavior (mainly the fact that he constantly lies; Mitt is risking Eternal Damnation and a 2^nd “hell”). Mitt Romney doesn’t simply lie; he lies casually, he lies energetically. Romney lies in arguments, town hall meetings, television appearances and in political commercials. When it comes to the art of lying, Mitt Romney ‘Ain’t Just Lying Around’

If only they could be made to hear themselves. If this one thing could be accomplished perhaps they would realize they have heard this hateful rhetoric before (provided they had ever cracked open a history book). But, sadly, Ted Nugent and the gun-nutters don’t get it any more than the always Nazis-at-heart Establishment Republicans. It’s difficult to make the ultra-right moves when you’re dealing with ‘Königgrätz Right Fever’

Mitt Romney wins the hearts and hopes of teabaggers in Philadelphia with a speech for the ages (unfortunately, those “ages” are 13 – 17 in emotional stability and not yet having the benefit of a fully-developed brain). The soon-to-be-no-kidding Republican Nominee for President of the United States is now accusing the actual president of presiding over an economic civil war that pits Romney’s sort of people against the poor. Listen to them ‘Cry Romney!’

Evil republican shape-changer Mitt Romney defeats a defunded and defanged Rick Santorum, who slithers out of the race for the GOP nomination (and, no, you cannot be the VEEP pick, Rick). Get the entire story when you listen to ‘Santorum’s Long Buh-Bye’

Hardcore right-wing teaparty members arrive in Sanford Florida to protect white people from “the threat of a race riot” that might possibly be started by the people protesting the racial profiling and murder of an innocent teenager. Fox News and other republicans rally to the aid of the Nazi occupation. This is a true story! There really was sort of an ‘Attack of the Star-Spangled Neo-Nazis’