Conservatives are a special treat no matter what the subject might be. But when it comes to religion, they are even more so.
You have to really appreciate those conservative Christian “patriot” people, their love for America and their hate for their fellow Americans (not really).
Christian conservatives talk about “faith.” These political people are “Christians,” so they believe in things that are unseen. You know, like the mention of God, the bible or Christianity in our nation’s Constitution.
It’s truly amazing, isn’t it? Someone with a “legal” gun massacres a bunch of people minding their own business, and instead of helping their fellow Americans figure out a way to stop the senseless slaughter, gun assholes across the land take that as a sign from god to get their guns, infiltrate decent company and promote the fact that they have penis issues.
The problem is that each of us likely don’t know any smart conservatives. That’s a problem because we need them for this debate that Ann Coulter says liberals are afraid of.
But are there actually no smart conservatives, or is it we just don’t know where to look? What does a smart conservative look like? What does one sound like? The average liberal asks these questions because the average liberal doesn’t ever run into smart conservatives.
Maybe YOU think you know a smart conservative. I don’t. To be fair, I don’t get out as much as I used to, but when I DID get out a lot I didn’t run into any smart conservative then either.
I’ve gotten away without telling you my religious preferences for long enough now.
This has been on my mind a lot lately. Because I’ve done the show for a while now, and I don’t believe I am qualified to talk about the beliefs of others unless I am completely upfront and honest about mine.
So I will take a moment to explain my beliefs and then we can move onward to the immediate issues Christian conservatives say “God” wants us to take care of.
In his on-going attempt to mount a “positive campaign for America,” righteously anointed GOP candidate Rick Santorum unleashes birther Franklin Graham and slams, well, everyone but the Pope and himself. Perhaps the Pope should watch his back. Listen to: ‘Rick of Ages (Left of Thee)’