The Word

The_WordWe all know that republicans have abandoned Obamacare as a campaign issue this year, and we all know that, instead, they are raising campaign cash with their new-found interest in Benghazi.

They are also reaching for other important issues like being against finding those missing girls in Nigeria, suppositions about Hillary Clinton’s brain, Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend—important issues like that.

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Mitt Mouth Syndrome

No need to worry about the West Nile Virus, Mad Cow Disease, or alien contagions. Don’t fret about Cholera, Tick-borne babesiosis, or the Bubonic Plague. This malady can kill your candidacy quicker and deader than any illness ever known. It overwhelms whomever contracts it, and becomes a disease so horrid that you will lose in a landslide. Beware the dreaded ‘Mitt Mouth Syndrome’