Reasons to Vote for Mitt Romney

 
YES! There ARE reasons to vote for Mitt Romney. It’s only fair to present the attributes involved. In the tradition of true audio journalism, we cover the entire Republican perspective. Enjoy our bi-partisan presentation as we list all of the ‘Reasons to Vote for Mitt Romney’

Mile High Lies

If you lie, if you are silent about lies, if you support those who lie, and fail to rebuke, or dispute the lies, I’m terribly sorry, but YOU’RE A LIAR TOO. It doesn’t matter the altitude your lies may fly—it’s lying all the same. So, it’s okay. Break out the low lie, the high-rise lie and the ‘Mile High Lies’

Tale of the Tapes

The fascists have become desperate and are resorting to vagaries from old tapes and hearsay evidence for their point, whatever the hell that might be. The tip of the spear is Fox News, and that excuse for a network is trying everything in its spin machine to turn public perceptions around. But, there isn’t just one tape, there are plenty of tapes. And there isn’t enough spin to turn around the ‘Tale of the Tapes’